Ashley. 17 going on 70. "It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light."
I’ve never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss, or a valentine kiss.
- Mod: what's your plan on cutting taxes?
- Romney: well im glad you asked because obama hasn't showered in like 3 weeks
- Mod: what are you going to do about immigration?
- Romney: well to be honest my plan is to call a doctor because obama's so ugly
- Mod: romney why aren't you asnwering my questions?
- Romney: i am answering your questions its just obama has buttcrack aids
My niece just asked me “why are they even debating, Beyonce said to vote for Obama”.
You know, this one feels different. Permanent.